HARDWARE - (Original)
Words and Music By Judy Money and Larry Dvoskin

Sittin’ at my desk, hear the telephone ring
A coffee’s in my hand the fax machine starts to sing
Kickin’ off my shoes, I come in for the day
The E-mails on my screen they all seem to say

I like his Hardware
He can right tab me
I like his Hardware
So strong ‘n sexy
I like his Hardware
Just give me a chance to prove my Love.

New guy sittin’ right across from my space
A world of paperwork piled high in his face
I offer to come over, give him a hand
His body instant messages that he understands

I like his Hardware
He can right tab me
I like his Hardware
So strong ‘n sexy
I like his Hardware
Just give me a chance to prove my Love.
Just give me a chance to prove my Love.

E-mails, faxes, printers out of ink
I don’t care what anybody thinks
Page up, page down shiftin’ for the caps
I’d like him to take control and that is a fact:

I like his Hardware
He can right tab me
I like his Hardware
So strong ‘n sexy
I like his Hardware
Just give me a chance to prove my Love. (Repeats four times)